Hello, fellow (or Madam).
We require your assistance in transferring 8 million banana peels out of the Zimbabwe Zoo. Just send us all your bank details and original IDs and we’ll have those flies fed in no time.
You may have heard about Steam’s new Greenlight feature. It allows people to vote on which games they would like to see for sale on Steam.
Well, you probably already guessed, but we’d like to have our game for sale on Steam, and we need your help.
If you’re on Steam, then have a click on this link here:
Give us a big old thumbs up, yo!